You know the way to get here. It seems there are fewer and fewer ways not to get here. Here's how a few adventurous souls stumbled into Attention Span this week:
rick warren being fed - If potlucks at Saddleback are half as good as potlucks at my church, Warren could be fed to the point of weighing 750 pounds.
john macarthur emergent - Now there's a search string. Why not try "Paris Hilton virgin", "Congressional Ethics" or "William Shatner acting"? Interestingly, Attention Span was the only result from this search. I hope I can keep the Pyromaniacs from burning me in effigy.
99 luft balloons katrina - I think a hurricane would pretty much destroy 99 balloons, no matter how "luft" they are...
olympics revealing neckline ice 2006 - Did I miss a wardrobe malfunction during the compulsaries?
installing Amish clothesline - That must be the clothesline you don't have to plug in.
apocalyptic overreaction of the military - The last time I saw a phrase like that, Matthew Brodrick was playing chess against a computer in War Games. "Want to play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
purpose of turn your head and cough during a man's physical - Personally, I think it's to see how well a guy handles stress.
Of course you can always follow the avenue leading from my post at Christian Carnival CXV now up at The Secret Life of Gary.
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[pouting]You always get the best, and by that I mean weirdest, search terms[/pouting]
installing Amish clothesline - That must be the clothesline you don't have to plug in.
I love it!
"john macarthur emergent - Now there's a search string. Why not try "Paris Hilton virgin", "Congressional Ethics" or "William Shatner acting"?"
This was hilarious.
My searches are never quite this...odd.
Yeah, Ed...you win the Most Bizarre Strings category. Hands down.
I am still getting a lot for "Kristen's Cookie Company"; looks like I missed my calling.
Kristen, it's never too late. Bake a batch and send them to me!
I wish I knew what it meant to get the most bizarre search strings... does that mean I'm doing something right or will this blog be struck by lightening in the near future?
But thank you, one and all. Especially you sick and twisted people searching for edifying topics like "Drunken Bobsled Spectacular" - (still my all-time favorite!)
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