You know the way to get here. It seems there are fewer and fewer ways not to get here. Here's how a few adventurous souls stumbled into Attention Span this week:
rick warren being fed - If potlucks at Saddleback are half as good as potlucks at my church, Warren could be fed to the point of weighing 750 pounds.
john macarthur emergent - Now there's a search string. Why not try "Paris Hilton virgin", "Congressional Ethics" or "William Shatner acting"? Interestingly, Attention Span was the only result from this search. I hope I can keep the Pyromaniacs from burning me in effigy.
99 luft balloons katrina - I think a hurricane would pretty much destroy 99 balloons, no matter how "luft" they are...
olympics revealing neckline ice 2006 - Did I miss a wardrobe malfunction during the compulsaries?
installing Amish clothesline - That must be the clothesline you don't have to plug in.
apocalyptic overreaction of the military - The last time I saw a phrase like that, Matthew Brodrick was playing chess against a computer in War Games. "Want to play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
purpose of turn your head and cough during a man's physical - Personally, I think it's to see how well a guy handles stress.
Of course you can always follow the avenue leading from my post at Christian Carnival CXV now up at The Secret Life of Gary.