I never figured this would become a weekly feature, but the weird search strings keep rolling in. And perhaps I'm just blessed to get the weird stuff get to this place. But coming in like a lamb (just wait until they go out like a lion) are these searches which people actually bothered to search for:
Why are winter olympic games so important? - It provides outdoor activity for people in spandex suits?
nudist preaches behind pulpit pictures - Well, at least he stayed behind the pulpit. Hope it wasn't one of those fancy clear pulpits. Believe me, if I was the preacher, you don't want to see pictures!
Where did Thurston Howell III meet his wife? - Oh, come on, just go to date.com or match.com or something like that. I doubt Lovie's sister is still available.
famous church fights in history - Ladies and Gentlemen! In this corner... standing 4 feet 8 inches tall, weighing 170 pounds.... wearing a blue dress and hair to match... the champion, Church Treasurer, Mrs. O'Grady!
Swear old-fashioned expletive - Yeah, there are far too many people using those newfangled expletives these days. Gimme that old time swearing, gimme that old time swearing, gimme that old time swearing. It's good enough for me! Now turn down that racket! And you kids get off my lawn!
And there is the direct method... click the link on my post at Christian Carnival CXI which is posted now over at Wittenberg Gate. (And a big thanks to Dory for assembling the carnival at the last minute on short notice and on Ash Wednesday.)