Thursday, March 09, 2006

How To Get Here - 3/9/06

Still more roads which have landed people here at Attention Span. So far as I know, none of these were the result of googlebombing from John the Methodist:

what does it mean to have a dizzy head - You've been watching DVDs the wrong way?

trump pretty woman - Why am I picturing Julia Roberts with a really bad hair-do?

"It's all about me" t-shirts - No need to wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your selfishness on your chest!

naked rears - I'm guessing this searcher was trying to find the manufacturer of those skimpy hospital gowns which never have enough material to close in the back.

What's wrong with Rick Warren? - Attention Span is not If Rick wants a diagnosis, he'll have to turn his head and cough like every other man taking a physical. And tell him to hold his robe together in the back.

winter olympic words starting with y - Yawn? Yellow snow? Yikes, another figure skater falling?

Stay alert. You may find that all roads don't lead to heaven, but apparently all roads lead to Attention Span.


John said...

I like to think of Attention Span as my one-stop shopping place for naked rears.

Jennifer said...

That is so funny! I've never heard of Googlebombing. I learn new things here all the time.