More recently paved roads which have led people to Attention Span:
Old racist white guys - So, are there more wrinkles on the face or on the sheets?
teenagers wearing racists clothing - The trouble with police work is you can never get an accuate description. Teenagers? The last guy said they were old guys!
song on sandlot with vomiting at carnival - Oh sure, that song. Yeah, they just don't write 'em like that anymore...
pretty people - How that ever got someone to MY blog, I'll never know. I'm only vaguely "people" let alone "pretty!"
George Carlin on baptism so, father, what if I was in the middle of the ocean - Now come on, how many words can you fit in that search engine, anyway?! Why do I find it odd that there are two commas in this string and neither one is between baptism and so?
comfort in chairs leads to more attention span - This is absolutely true. When I'm comfortable in my chair, I tend to type more for this blog. Chances are, when you are comfortable in your chair, you'll sit there longer reading. I may have to make this my blog's motto.
As long as you're comfortable, you can try out yet another road which has just opened coming directly from my post at Christian Carnival CXIII which is posted now over at Light Along the Journey. Lots of other great reads there as well!