How To Get Here Again

I never figured this would become a weekly feature, but the weird search strings keep rolling in. People actually searched for these:

Goofy Biblical Admonitions - Ah, from the Gospel According to Disney.

example of a distorted sense of self - Hey! You're gettin' a little personal, aren't ya'?

stomach virus fort wayne indiana message boards - I can only imagine what the topics of discussion are on those boards! "Where to buy Pepto-Bismal on the east side," and "Best places in town to vomit."

how to fix ghost span segment bad - I'm confused. Fix it bad? What's a ghost span? Why is it in segments? Who broke it? Why is it bad? And what does this mean??!!

motocross rider's average salary - I'm not sure, but I'm betting it speeds by my weekly paycheck.

in the sport of curling, what's the meaning of the term "hammer" - Hammer? Hammer? You're lucky I know what curling is! All I can tell you is, "U Can't Touch This."

And there is the direct method... click the link on my post at Christian Carnival CX which is posted now over at Jordan's View.