|You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)|
You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.
I'm not even close to convinced. Arts, perhaps... fine arts, nope. Dining, yes... fine dining, no. Fine wine, no. Fine hair, no. OK, how 'bout... hair, no.
(A tip of the ol' ballcap to Kim.)